Hey readers.
A few weeks ago I entered to preview some advance reader copies of new books I was interested in. At the end of October I received an email saying that I won an audio copy of the new Chuck Palanhiuk novel Beautiful You. The book arrived on monday, and because I work on weekends, I used my days off (Monday and today) to listen through the book and do some work around the house. While I listened, I worked on a new recipe I found for bread using the leftover mash from home brewed beer, which pairs well with sweet onion marmalade.
Beautiful You is one of Palanhiuk’s most outlandish pieces yet, focusing on the ideas of sexuality and power, but in terms of layout, it is one of the most linear and structured works he has published. Starting with a scene from near the end of the story, Chuck tells the story of a woman in the near future. Our hero, Penny Harrigan, is a young New Yorker aspiring to become an attorney.
(Due to the erotic nature of the book, this review gets fairly mature so please proceed with disgression)
Penny’s story begins in the usual way, a small fish in the big pond of NYC. She is working as a errand girl in a big name law firm. Having failed the bar exam three times, Penny is searching for meaning in her life when one day she meets the worlds richest man, currently in her bosses office dealing with a palimony lawsuit with his movie star ex-girlfriend. A harlequin romance novel style romance ensues, Penny’s rich suitor C. Linus Maxwell (romanticized by the tabloids as billionaire playboy CLiMaxwell) invites her to dinner at the city’s most exclusive restaurant.
After their high profile night out, a romantic relationship ensues, and Penny discovers that Maxwell’s passion in life is researching the maximum possible pleasure of the female sexual experience. Penny describes her sexual history as very lackluster, but once she begins her relationship with Maxwell, she discovers new exciting experiences. Over the course of their relationship, Penny begins learning of Maxwell’s past. His previous sexual partners included the first female President of the United States, a four time Oscar winning actress, as well as many sexual teachers, courtesans, and prostitutes.
Penny and Maxwell’s relationship comes to an end after 136 days, the same period as every other relationship Maxwell has had. As the relationship ends, Maxwell demands that Penny not tell anyone about their experiments in return for a trust fund of fifty million dollars. This is the turning point in the novel where things change from erotica, to social commentary. Maxwell takes his inventions public, creating the adult toy company “Beautiful You”. The company does incredibly well, creating lines of women winding many city blocks before the store opens. The female population becomes addicted to using the products, countless women begin calling in “sick” and lines around the stores increase exponentially.
The novel escalates as Maxwell’s former lovers begin dying mysterious deaths, and the female population begins disappearing. Penny begins a quest to stop Maxwell, seeking legal action against him, and eventually traveling to Nepal to seek out the help of Maxwell’s original tutor, Baba Greybeard. Baba Greybeard teaches Penny the ancient ways of sexual magic, teaching her to become a viable sexual wizard to stop Maxwell using her inner power. Palanhiuk channels Stephen King for the last section of the book, as the story takes on a tone of Carrie, or It when Penny unleashes her powers to destroy a great evil.
Palanhiuk makes many assumptions in this novel, exploring the dangers of arousal addiction and obsession. He also explores the idea of media control and the lemming-like nature of following. The “Beautiful You” products were engineered to break, unleashing nanobots into the women using them. The nanobots directed their buying habits, directing them to purchase things produced by Maxwell’s companies. Maxwell’s ultimate goal was control of the world, and he thought that by using women, he believed he could direct the world.
Beautiful You was an interesting read, especially regarding Palanhiuk’s reputation for misogyny and sexism. Like many male authors, Chuck often used women as a way to progress male characters, instead of using them as characters. Beautiful You marked much progress in Chuck’s understanding of other genders. One complaint that could be found in the novel was it’s disregard of LGBT+ identities in the story. While very interesting, the book takes a very gender binary approach to the world, and could use some improvement.
As a whole, I was very impressed by Palanhiuk’s latest offering, and would recommend it to fans of his earlier work, and would also recommend it to those who were disappointed by his lack of knowledge of the female voice in literature.
Beautiful You: 8.5/10
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